Looks like you made it to 100. Good thing you stopped eating everything at the grocery store that are in the center of the store–and kept to shopping only on the edge of the store: the produce, the meats, the dairy and the deli–and not all the crap with ingredient lists designed to put you to an early grave.
In spite of all the attempts to reduce the world’s population by manufactured food additives, incurable viruses, dumbed-down genetics and an artificial faraday cage blocking you from the Universe’s wonders, you did it! You survived by being of service to others and listening.
Kudos on not becoming a stale old miser who complains about the State of World Affairs without offering any solution! And with a light-hearted twist.
The Book of yourn, “As Doug Sees It” became a New York Times Bestseller, even after the war!
You stood the test of time and kept your light shining throughout this century.
Mahalo,
Doug
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