Dust Cover Jacket

“Do you have a car? Yes, I do, and your sitting in it! Today’s car number is 5481. I get
a new car everyday, and I can hold up to 50 people at once! I get to take you where
you want to go and get paid to do it. I don’t have to worry about parking and I can call
on my phone here to get help from crews of people set up to help me keep going. I
don’t have to pay for gas because this car uses free power from O’Shaunessy Dam at
the Hetch-Hetchy reservoir. Parking is free, and I have a camera to send a bill to
someone blocking my parking space. If there is any trouble, I can call for help from my
phone, and it can be here in three minutes. The police are my friends and co-workers
and also here to help.
I sold my truck when I moved here to pay for the deposit on my apartment, and I haven’t
had to pay for tires, batteries, gas, parking, or insurance since I got rid of it. My
employer is my insurance company. The money is coming in, not going out. I enjoy
driving very much and am glad that I am not polluting the air by driving you to where you
need to go. It’s kind of like the ultimate in ride share, without any carbon emission!
Thanks for riding in my car today!